There exists an utterly foolproof way to spark your imagination, to kindle a mental flame so intense, that you feel your brain will melt if you don’t get words down on paper (euphemism for computer screen.) There is a process so completely, devastatingly Real that you have no choice but to begin writing fan fiction and keep on writing for as long as you wish. Trust me; this works. Here it is. Four little words. You fall in love.